OK. Since I’ve been a wife, let me post this.
DEAR HUSBAND’S MISTRESS: I am writing this letter to you b/c I believe there’s been a bit of confusion. Since finding out about you and your affair with my husband, I’ve actually been begging him for dates… the one when I can expect him to move out, the one when I can start to have his mail forwarded, and the one when he will have his half of the money to file for the divorce.
Now what you DON’T KNOW is I’ve been just as unhappy as he has been, except I’ve swallowed it all in the hopes that he would return to be the man he portrayed himself to be and we would have the life we talked and dreamed about while dating. So even though Mike would push up to me, I said no. And even though I left the man with money who promised me the world b/c my husband WAS my world, I still was willing to ride it out.
I don’t know what he’s told you, but just so that we are clear and there is nothing lost in translation… the reason he couldn’t be yours before is because he doesn’t want me, but didn’t want anyone else to have me either. He also has never had the life he has had with me, I cook, clean, take care of our children, pay many of the bills, and give him good love when he doesn’t get on my nerves or I’m not too tired from working my fingers to the bone to even shower before I go to bed. As for the money situation, I have brought more financially to the table than he has this entire marriage so there’s no one to take to the cleaners for that would be like getting blood from a turnip.
In fact, I want you to take down this address and meet me here at 4 o’clock. You can come and get all of his stuff, I’ll make a list of my schedule and when it would be great for him to get the children, and you don’t have to worry about having a fight on your hands or any drama b/c I don’t do drama. In fact, I’m enclosing this gift card to the spa for you b/c you have been my blessing in disguise, did me the biggest favor and given me the greatest gift anyone could have ever given me…. MY OUT… Now I can have my life back, get a do over, and choose a relationship that is best for me without the low self esteem I had before when I chose him.
Best wishes and blessings to you both. I wish you well. And I’ll let you know when the divorce is final so you can start planning your wedding girl!